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[killtime]

[ no no there's still a fucking chance here ]

how many harrys does shuten have?

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Unless I missed something, one?

[Here, Andy, have an extremely cute sumo victory selfie circa the Night Parade, featuring Kamui and a half-naked Harry with a towel around his shoulders.]

Did something happen, Andy?

1/idk

[killtime]

[ OH FUCK




FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ]

enma's hairy ASSHOLE

[killtime]

no it's fine

[killtime]

it's fine

[killtime]

i'm just going to throw myself off the nearest fucking building

AUDIO,,,,

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[FUCK IT HE’S CALLING HER]

Andy, what the hell did you do?

[killtime]

[ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ]

...Look. I swear he never mentioned anything about a fucking partner.

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[…Oh.

OH.

Oh god.]

Just calm down. I’m sure Kim won’t be upset. They are just partners, after all.

[Haha, unless? Is Kim the jealous type? Why is this the most he’s thought about Kim’s love life ever?]

[killtime]

Kim — [ Rotting gods, why does it feel more real now that she's said his name out loud? ] Kim doesn't have to be upset for this whole thing to be fucked sideways. I'm not about to have a fucking conversation with him where I explain that I accidentally sat on his partner's —

[ A half-beat. ]

What the fuck does that even mean, just partners?

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[oops.

his voice very subtly changes in tone: when he speaks again, it's with a faint Japanese accent. Guess thinking about Kim being a top makes you forget about the autotranslate?]

I think there's been a huge misunderstanding.

1/2

[killtime]

[ A deep breath. ]

...Not that kind of partner. Right.

2/2

[killtime]

What the absolute fuck, Kamui? You don't think you could have been a little more fucking clear? I swear to every fucking god —

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I-I'm so sorry. I wasn't paying attention, I assumed we were both speaking Japanese.

[AUDIBLY... WILTING...]

Let me be perfectly clear. They are detective partners. [....] I don't know if they're in a relationship.

[killtime]

[ .............. ]

So, what you're saying is — there's still a non-zero chance I fucked this up.

1/2

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Well, neither of them have ever said anything.

[. . .]

They aren't. I'm pretty sure they aren't.

[......]

But, like we said. Kim doesn't talk about himself very much.

2/2

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I'm sorry, you sat on his what?

[HELP]

Wait, don't answer that.

[killtime]

Yeah, no, I think we're fucked around with forbidden knowledge enough for one night.

[ MY GOD SHE IS SO FULL OF REGRETS ]

I need a fucking drink.

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I'll buy. I think I owe you one after all that.

[Also, he DESPERATELY needs one, too.]